For his birthday a few years ago, I made Dr. Ward T. Smith, my psychiatrist, a ‘Dr. Smith Fix It Bag.’ The ingredients of the bag were: a toy stethoscope, phony eye glasses, a small bottle of colored watered iodine, a small bottle of mercurochrome, a bandage, two Healing Gardens relax therapy lotions, a bottle of Tylenol, a bottle of pink colored water called Hallucinations, a bottle of blue colored water called Illusions of Grandeur, blue latex gloves and a miniature toy golf cart. My doctor and I and the bag are here and below.